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Funny Quotes

Barbarian Hordes

Of teaching children: It is the task of each generation to civilize the barbarian hordes which are continually invading from below.

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Beer
Benjamin Franklin

BEER is living PROOF that GOD LOVES us and wants us to be HAPPY. Benjamin Franklin

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Dear God

Dear God, So far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper. I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or…

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God's Memo


From: God
To: My Children
Subject: Life's Problems…

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Million Dollars

God, how much is a million years to you? Oh, about a second. Well, how much is a million dollars to you?…

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Psalm 23
(for the Workplace)

The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want. He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining. …

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Sacred Cows

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger!

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Smile

All people smile in the same language.

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Syllogism
Ray Charles

God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is God.

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